Xecutioners Punish Those Guys 26-19
The Xecutioners edged past Those Guys in their season opener 26-19. There was a three-way Xecutioner snap sharing at QB with Doug Pipitone, James Blunk and the nameless #0 for a combined total of 10 of 18 completions for 245 yards and four TDs. Leading the way at receiver was Xecutioners' #0 with four receptions for 125 yards. Those Guys QB Dan "gimme that" Beer was 14 of 29 passing for 147 yards and three TDs.

Those Guys Barely Super Beat Superbad 34-30
Dan Beer's Those Guys were not going to end the day going 0-2. Beer was 24 of 29 passing for 288 yards and five touchdowns, two of which went to his top receiver, Derek Marshall along with seven receptions for 110 yards. Superbad QB Mike Pagnotta was 13 of 17 passing for 230 yards and four touchdowns. Pagnotta connected with newcomer WR and free agent, Hyatt Abdelghani with seven receptions for 120 yards and three TDs.

Sharks Feast on SD Wolf Pack 40-30
The blood thirsty Sharks remain undefeated with a victory against the winless SD Wolf Pack 40-30. Sharks QB Peter Malloy was unstoppable, going 19 of 29 passing for 294 yards and six touchdowns on the day, four of which were connected to WR brother Danny Malloy along with 11 receptions for 130 yards. The Wolf Pack stepped it up a notch at QB, however, with newcomer Jared Smith taking the snaps for the Pack. Smith was 17 of 34 passing for 293 yards and five TDs. Smith had no problem finding his new favorite target, WR Michael "hit man" Burbank in the end zone for a couple TDs not to mention the nine receptions Burbank had for a season-record 179 yards.

Purple Nugs Exhaled Past Sharks 34-6
The Nugs had a bad case of the Shark munchies taking down their "O" game and limiting them to just 87 yards in the air for the entire game. Purple Nugs QB Jason Runkle was 11 of 23 for 157 yards and four touchdowns, two of which went to Robert Bash and the other two to Adam Holsapple. Sharks WR Danny Malloy had the only touchdown of the game along with three receptions for 60 yards.

Flaggots Man-Handle LG Money Makers 27-12
The Flaggots earned their first win of the season by cashing in on the LG Money Makers, 27-12. Flaggots QB Karl Bascos was 15 of 27 passing for 227 yards and four touchdowns. His favorite Flaggot was WR Nikko Gaddi, who had seven receptions for 124 yards and two TDs. LG Money Maker QB Tyler Selvey was 10 of 23 for 176 yards and two touchdowns on the day.

M.O.B. Blank Flaggots 24-0
The M.O.B. have moved in to a tie for second place with the Sharks after taking down the Flaggots 24-0. M.O.B. QB Neill Little was only 8 of 14 passing for 149 yards and four touchdowns but it was enough to get the job done. On defense, M.O.B. contained the Flaggots to only 87 yards in the air along with two Flaggot INTs credited to M.O.B. Casey Bondoc and Tyree Davis.